As usual, you don't have to be an actual subscriber to see the Cast Confessionals. They're just for fun all around.
Also, fuck Mormons for ruining the soda industry. I can't go one week without seeing some new horror in soda form. Cream soda Mountain Dew? Vanilla cherry frosted cream Sprite? Chocolate caramel hot fudge sundae style sweet creme coffee creamer flavored root beer Dr. Pepper Zero?
You're monsters and you should be ashamed of yourselves.