Grymm Ramblings
I know what you're up to. You'll never get away with it. I've been on to you for hours now and my counter plans are already in place. That's right. I know about it all. The aerosol cheese product. The drunken caroling. Even that dog you trained to flush toilets while I'm taking a shower so it screws up the water temperature.
Your days are numbered. So now's as good a time as ever to BUY A VOODOO WALRUS T-SHIRT! (Insert sound of glorious immaculate trumpets here)
2 thoughts on “The Revenge of Captain Thud 6: The Taste of the West”
Marchosias
You sir do not know of all my plans, for I have worked within your own camp! These inkling pranks you have discovered are merely one of many layers of distraction and guile. You will never see the underlying Faustian plotting, for sir, you ARE ALREADY TRAPPED!
Also, does the Captain Mooka’s come in Habanero?
Grymm
Captain Mooka’s comes in all varieties! Chiptolte, Habanero, Muppet, scruff, Italian zest, Pure Beef Impact, Chili Con Carne Carnage, and Bacon Baby Blast just to name a few.