Grymm Ramblings
You'd think three of the superheroes in charge of all superheroes would have something better to do than sit around and gossip about one of their peers. You'd be wrong. Appleman's already got at least ten martinis in him this morning, so he's useless. Major Badass has all kinds of paperwork to do so that's a no go. And the T-Square... well, let's just say the T-Square has all his concerns taken care of. Huh. Is it only Tuesday? Guess it is. By this time next week, we'll already be back to CreepKnight and Grymm and see the results of this little aside. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more work to do and these last few unwatched episodes of Phineas and Ferb to check out.
22 thoughts on “Negotiations 2: Thousand Dollar Entrance”
Michael Alexander Reaper
is it just me or am i sensing a metatron from dogma reference
Michael Alexander Reaper
rawr my drunken spew reference forgot the word reference
Ticker
Is there a single character that the two of you haven’t made have a massive powertrip?
Grymm
Well the Achmed Brothers… Oh. Wait. They’re staging a hostile corporate takeover of all local business. There’s always Kaboodles- nevermind. He’s a science badger now. Mungo! Mungo’s still humble and simple and probably being experimented on by the shadowy forces keeping Cyradwee under lock and key.
Sandra Prickett
Poor Mungo. You should bring him back in the most horrible and gruesome way that makes people go insanely giddy when they look at him.
Lance
I agree with the odd fellow wearing the mask.
MadMaestro2021
I can’t tell if Kevin Smith would give you guys a high five or sob uncontrollably until vomiting upon you, perfect as any movie reference should be
Grymm
I’d like to think that he’d shake our hands and high five us WHILE sobbing like a little huge man baby and then succumb to projectile vomiting. After which he’d pass out. Then we’d poke him with sticks for a while, then rifle through his belongings until he found his cell phone so we could call up Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman and tell them Kevin couldn’t make it to the next podcast and wants us to take his place.
We have plans. Oh how we have plans.
Akonite
The T-Square more and more reminds me of Casey Jones. Ah, childhood cartoon crushes.
Grymm
Outside of Raphael, Casey Jones was hands down my favorite Ninja Turtle.
CreepKnight
That needs to be your steady quote when talking to interviewers.
Grymm
You think so?
Vensik
It’s amazing how that name affected me growing up. Casey Jones…
Vensik
So I’m in 2 strips while I’m halfway across the country in meetings for a week? How rude…
I think I Zarkt’d one of my clients the other day.
Grymm
At least you’re not the real Blondestar who’s going to have to live down the Magical Mountain Ponies thing. Good thing he doesn’t check the comic too often.
Yes everyone. Blondestar is real too. And he’s able to do one hell of an awesome high rock star kick.
Akonite
So, assuming that Magic Mountain ponies are like MLP, are we talking standard size or flutter pony size? (I don’t recommend ever using flutter ponies for rectal insertion not only are they horrifyingly rare but I swear their wings are mono-molecular razors)
Grymm
Nope. He went with the special, ultra rare Jumbo Gem Encrusted Magic Mountain Pony toys.
Akonite
Swanky. Nothing says class like explaining to a proctologist how your intestines got lined in glitter, semiprecious stones and lead tainted plastic.
Grymm
One should expect no less from a superhero who embodies the glory of the 1980’s.
Mirth
Damn right he does!
Raron
Just gotta say… never gonna be able to play with my little ponies again with my niece without thinking of this comic… seriously… or how the ponies seem to look at me with judging unblinking eyes… Thanks… thanks alot.
Grymm
We haunt minds. And fuel nightmares. LET US DRINK YOUR NIGHTMARES RARON GIVE US YOUR DREAD MIDNIGHT HORRORS.