Grymm Ramblings
How's that for an end of the week cliffhanger? Though... I guess its not very vague what the outcome is going to be though... Oh well! I'm hoping the conversation in the comments below works its way around to talking about corsets and bondage pants like it did for the last update. Tis a glorious combination.
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Muleface
Aww no more Mr. Cyradwee and his expansive collection of minions. Also, I only went away for a week and yet I come back to find corsets and bondage pants occurring without me. While sad that I missed the moment I am glad that it did indeed occur 🙂
Grymm
I know! I felt robbed that I didn’t notice talk of such lovely fashion bits until about an hour or two ago.
khavren
I’m looking forward to dying last words
Grymm
Well it is Cyradwee so they’re bound to be entertaining, albeit barely comprehensible.
Marchosias
Welcome back Muleface. Enjoy the new fashion ambience.
Ah, Cyradwee, I never did pronounce your name correctly. But your speeches I did steal, your management techniques I copied to the letter, (the ghouls revolted, but only briefly)
Still, it’s time got out like every great psychpoath: bloody and absurd.
*sniff*
Grymm
Bit of trivia: The name Cyradwee was created as an online handle of the real life person the character’s based on and was meant to be pronounced as SIR-RAD-WEE.
Mentally though I’ve read it as SIGH-RAD-WEE
Curator
Sir rad wee…thats actually how I thought it was the whole time,lol… i was like “Dude, that guy must take an AWESOME piss.”
Grymm
I wouldn’t be surprised if Cyradwee tends to piss a kind of viscous black sludge.
Muleface
I’ve been reading it as SIGH rather than SIR also. Congratulations Curator on your lovely new Avatar pic. It makes it much easier to see what your posting 🙂
illyria
that time to pay the piper reminds me of a black sabbath song: heaven and hell. listen to it: it’s good!
time to bleed for the dancer
Grymm
Well check that immaculate chicanery out. We got ourselves a new commenter! Welcome to the embrace of the Walrus Illyria!
Well we’ve had people say the comic reminds them of works by Lovecraft, Bosch, Alan Moore, and Warren Ellis… Black Sabbath is a new one though most definitely.
Grymm
SIGH-patriots unite. Gimme a fuckin’ digital fistbump there Muleface.
Muleface
[gives digital fist-bump of awesomeness]
Grymm
Damn fucking right.
Marchosias
Welcome illyria – it’s never boring, and most of us don’t bite.
Sweet avatar pic Curator; all the easier to recognize my competitor in world domination.
There’s fist bumping now? Really is a full service you provide here isn’t it?
Grymm
Just wait. Eventually we’ll get this podcast thing on lock down. Then CreepKnight will start making more of his original music available for consumption. Then its just a hop, skip, and jump away from us enslaving animators to make a Voodoo Walrus cartoon. Then, we start working on Voodoo Walrus inspired food. We aim to serve all the senses. Everywhere. Forever.
Mirth
Oh! The food is Yummy!
Mirth
Grymm! CK! The website is being mean to me!
Grymm
Huh? What’s it doin’? Do I gotta get the site beatin’ stick? I noticed that you made another comment that got sent to comment approval interface and it was missing your gorgeous user avatar icon.
Curator
@Grymm, yeah, Rad black sludge.
@ MulefaceThanks , I decided its about time I conform…
@Marchosias Bow be4 the power of the ducky cloud.:P
@Mirth the interwebs in general hates everyone prettier than it, get used to it;)
Grymm
Huh. Been a while since I’ve seen someone use “rad” in a sentence. Are you a time traveller Curator? Wait? Are you accessing the Walrus from the past? Quick! Find us in the past and tell us how awesome we’ll be so we can start being awesome earlier and break time!
Curator
Sir “Rad” wee…play on word… and btw, you lose your endless supply of coke for that… now it is only, semi-endless, you only get one oceans worth.:P
And as far as time travel goes… well, your mothers asked me to let them be the ones to talk to you about that, but suffice it to say, im very proud of you two.
Grymm
I lose nothing! Except my pencil. Now I need to go find my pencil…
Marchosias
Curator – I’ll bow when you stop haunting my dreams! Steampunk Elder Gods? What the hell?
If it didn’t make for great writing material, I’d feed you to the hobos!
Grymm- As to animation and orchestral score, I can only approve. With food, I may suggest whale steaks, which can be procured in Norway. Quite rich, I’m told.
Curator
ahahahahahahaa…ahhh I love this place…and im sorry marchosias, I unfortunately have no control over your subconscious… or DO I? ^_^
Rose
*chuckleS* Oh Good sir…we shall not miss thee. I figured at some point the insanity would finally get to him. Though I do wonder if Sandworm hide would be water proof…I do need a new bathing suit and I love the colors.
And Marchosias! Good news~ found my paddle~!
AS for world domination…*smirks* Get in line peeps~ I’m gunning for ya. Though…we could always make our own little evil power group and slowly seize control from under the nose of the mass of sheep in the world~<3? OVERLORDS UNITE! Together we shall spread the Walrus word!
Marchosias
Rose – You brighten my day. Immeasurably so.
Curator
What do you think Marchosias? a third? I think it will work…that way we have to worry about being betrayed by more than one person, will keep things more interesting.
Grymm
And again I must sing the praises of our own readership. No long must CreepKnight and myself worry about having to takeover the world. There’s so many willing to do it while we busy ourselves entertaining those who rule.
Also, its threads of conversation like this that warm my heart because its obvious that we attract the exact kind of people we most like to see. Intelligent, plotting, creative, and not needing everything spelled out for them.
Muleface
I don’t mind if you all want to take over the world so long as you leave Scotland to me because, if we are invaded, you will lose.
illyria
great, more oponnents for world my domination.
ATTACK! WHERE’S MY SPARTAN LAZER!?
i challenge everyone who oposses my world domination to a duel of rhino joustins(jousting but with rhino’s instead of horses and the jousters are blindfolded) time to bleed for for the dancer(black sabbaths heaven and hell)
Marchosias
Ah, the times are changing. But a few months ago, a well corresponded page would have seven comments, from but three or four people, Grymm included. Now there is a budding society, with its own culture and dividing lines.
Damn the past, this is fun.
Alright Curator, thirds it is. We will duel over the shattered nations, like proper Overlords.
Muleface, Scottish history is quite informative, in that your people tend to slaughter invaders with aplomb. You can have the UK, as I think the Scots still have a debt to settle with the English.
illyria, Spartan Laser? A Halo reference? I approve. Rhino jousting too, bears consideration. But only if you can graft lasers onto the beasts.
(don’t fear the reaper)
Muleface
We don’t have Rhino Jousting or Bear Cavalry but what we do have is an evolved form of culture. We would take what we learned from our past about haggis and black-pudding and about the mincing, encasing and boiling of a creature in it’s own blood and innards and then combine this knowledge of our past with our present knowledge of how to deep-fry anything thats not greater than 90% poisonous. Most chip-shops have a man sized deep fryer or two in which the crushed, minced, encased and boiled meat of our foes could be easily fried for a tasting evening snack.
Scotland has no natural predators because we killed them all and pulped them for munchies 🙂
Grymm
All I know now is that I need a man-sized deep fryer. For cooking. But not necessarily for cooking food.
Muleface
I’m now wondering if it’s possible to survive deep-frying yourself. The results could be tasty…
Grymm
I figure if people’ll buy deep friend beer, deep fried Coke, and deep fried twinkies… I could make a killin’ sellin’ deep fried babies. Tender, juicy and crunchy. Hit ’em with a bit salt, garlic, pepper and Italian seasoning and fry the little bastards to a golden brown.
Rose
Awwww~<3 I'm so glad I brighten your day March! And its really true, there's a restuarant that will fry anything you bring in, cept skittles and m 'n m's….
I dunno…I kinda want Scotland, so long as I get the Repulik of Texas all will be well! We'll kick yer ass y'all and do it with good manners, cow boy outfits and six shooters! Than we'll call in the artillery and our own personal army. *Smirks*
Marchosias
Muleface – You’ll want Tabasco on that, especially if your exacting revenge on the English. Their so bland it hurts.
Grymm- The secret is rosemary. Saute garlic and olive oil before frying.
Rose- Texas? Aw, we’re neighbors. (sits back from glowing monitor for deep, evil laugh)
Rose
*steeples fingers, smirking, crossing my legs…before reaching for a hot cup of herbal tea and giving a sweet smile* Now y’all know ya love yourself a southern Belle March~ All y’all northern folk need a good dose of southern charm s’all~<3 you need.
Heh.
But jokes aside, that's awesome. We're that much closer to creating dark matter by having two similar personalities in close proximity, thus plunging the world into never ending chaos and darkness. Kinda like forcibly connecting two same poles on magnet…the explosion is rather spectacular!
Curator
Muleface, Scotland is one of my biggest supporters, most just dont know it yet, it will be the seat of my power, as my extended family already own over half of it apparently…hehehe… although I haven’t talked to them in about 3 years… and last I heard, the man who individually owns the most, was being indited for tax fraud in multiple countries, sooooo im not sure how he is doing at the moment…hehe…
@march! good for you man, a beautiful woman wants to get together with you and create a spectacular explosion… heh heh heh
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