Lets get priorities straight here. Can’t leave him cause it too much work to break in a new writer?? Dude we’re a dime a dozen. Good writers take work and emotional investment. Comic book writers ahhh just say you work for the big three and you have them slobbering at the door.
Oh writers are a dime a dozen and people that CLAIM to be writers because they dabble in fan fiction or write a 2,000 word piece of prose every couple of months come at a penny per bundle of hundred or two. But a writer who knows how you work as an artist, writes to complement you, and isn’t a pretentious, insufferable prat? Fuckin’ priceless that is.
Lifelong friendship also helps.
….The hell?!?!? Since when is GRYMM the smart one? The comic Grymm. Not the actual Grymm. And, no offense, but the Grymm mustache is a sometime facial hair. It just looks weird in an everday situation. Please don’t get mad at me. My overlord said that if I avoid pissing Grymm and Creepknight off, I get back my powers of fiery, stabby death. He revoked fiery, stabby death priveledges after I tracked down my old mentor, Jack, and ripped him a new one.
Actually this is another case of “pulled right from real life”. I have a nasty habit of being the one who randomly pulls the deep, significant wisdoms and insights out of nowhere right when they’re needed and sometimes talking entirely too much.
As far as the moustache goes… Well… You can expect a moustache that epic to go away with just one costume change. Its going to take at least changes to get rid of it.
And you won’t get your powers back if you aren’t a perfect gentleman. We have standards here: one must be a gentleman’s gentleman to have fiery, stabby death powers. Now go give my pet shoggoth an oil rub, and we’ll call it a day.
Fuck you AND your shoggoth Marchosias. My overlord said that it was Grymm and Creepknight I must please. Not you. Seriously, I will TORCH that thing if you get me anywhere near it.
Your overlord is my hand-puppet.
(also, fire just hurts a shoggoth’s feelings. Why so cruel, Ticker? Why so cruel?)
Ticker
My overlord is anonymous. He is legion.
((Next time don’t tell me to oil up your shoggoth when it is only Grymm and Creepknight that I answer to. I try not to be mean when I don’t have to.))
Comic CK is never drunk, he drinks, but is never truly drunk…he’s too amazing for that. And his genetics fight back for him. Though Comic Grymm speaks mighty words of wisdom, Martydom doth not suit the mighty CK.
Here is how i look at 2012…
If it is going to happen you can stop it, if it Doesn’t happen you still cannot do anything about it.. So live your live to its fullest and do not stress over the thing that you cannot control.
THAT would be because of the inclusion of the word “Sweetie”. Alas, the fact that we’re not an animated series with voice acting arises as a setback once again. Because its far funnier when some things can be heard and their proper connotation can come across.
16 thoughts on “Academy Award Winning Comic 15: Grymmish Wisdom”
Will B
Lets get priorities straight here. Can’t leave him cause it too much work to break in a new writer?? Dude we’re a dime a dozen. Good writers take work and emotional investment. Comic book writers ahhh just say you work for the big three and you have them slobbering at the door.
Grymm
Oh writers are a dime a dozen and people that CLAIM to be writers because they dabble in fan fiction or write a 2,000 word piece of prose every couple of months come at a penny per bundle of hundred or two. But a writer who knows how you work as an artist, writes to complement you, and isn’t a pretentious, insufferable prat? Fuckin’ priceless that is.
Lifelong friendship also helps.
Will B
On a separate note, now that I outta the hospital and back home should be able to order that spiffy new pdf set next month. Woot.
Ticker
….The hell?!?!? Since when is GRYMM the smart one? The comic Grymm. Not the actual Grymm. And, no offense, but the Grymm mustache is a sometime facial hair. It just looks weird in an everday situation. Please don’t get mad at me. My overlord said that if I avoid pissing Grymm and Creepknight off, I get back my powers of fiery, stabby death. He revoked fiery, stabby death priveledges after I tracked down my old mentor, Jack, and ripped him a new one.
Grymm
Actually this is another case of “pulled right from real life”. I have a nasty habit of being the one who randomly pulls the deep, significant wisdoms and insights out of nowhere right when they’re needed and sometimes talking entirely too much.
As far as the moustache goes… Well… You can expect a moustache that epic to go away with just one costume change. Its going to take at least changes to get rid of it.
Marchosias
And you won’t get your powers back if you aren’t a perfect gentleman. We have standards here: one must be a gentleman’s gentleman to have fiery, stabby death powers. Now go give my pet shoggoth an oil rub, and we’ll call it a day.
Ticker
Fuck you AND your shoggoth Marchosias. My overlord said that it was Grymm and Creepknight I must please. Not you. Seriously, I will TORCH that thing if you get me anywhere near it.
Marchosias
Your overlord is my hand-puppet.
(also, fire just hurts a shoggoth’s feelings. Why so cruel, Ticker? Why so cruel?)
Ticker
My overlord is anonymous. He is legion.
((Next time don’t tell me to oil up your shoggoth when it is only Grymm and Creepknight that I answer to. I try not to be mean when I don’t have to.))
Akonite
It was worth a shot comic-Grymm, sadly miserable and drunk comic-CK isn’t THAT drunk and miserable.
Rose
Comic CK is never drunk, he drinks, but is never truly drunk…he’s too amazing for that. And his genetics fight back for him. Though Comic Grymm speaks mighty words of wisdom, Martydom doth not suit the mighty CK.
Dr.Ulltross
Martyrdom fits few people, but few less then CK. Glorious victory suits him far better.
Lance
Grymm speaking wisdom? Another sign of the impending 2012 curse.
Michael Alexander Reaper
Here is how i look at 2012…
If it is going to happen you can stop it, if it Doesn’t happen you still cannot do anything about it.. So live your live to its fullest and do not stress over the thing that you cannot control.
Sandra
Why, WHY did I picture some gay guy’s voice as Grymms’ while reading this comic?
Grymm
THAT would be because of the inclusion of the word “Sweetie”. Alas, the fact that we’re not an animated series with voice acting arises as a setback once again. Because its far funnier when some things can be heard and their proper connotation can come across.