Grymm Ramblings
Last night, before this page went live, I was editing this here newspost. It was amusing and fantastic and all completely true in regards to the then status of the first episode of "CreepKnight Answers Your Fucking Questions". But then that half of what I was to post ended up outdating itself and the site went all wonky for a while. Now Marron's fixed it. Because whenever we break reality, be it real reality or digital reality, she's there to fix before the problems spread like wild fire. Problems tend to do that when we're involved. Just look at what happened to Wizard magazine*. By the way, you may notice that at the bottom of the news posts, there are now handy widgety you can use to share the Walrus on your favorite social websites. ABUSE THESE. You have our permission. *That was a cheap shot and I sure what we said and did on the teleconference with them two weeks back in no way at all had a hand in them canceling their long running publication.** **Anyone with any sense can tell you it was them raising their pirces, cutting their content down to the quick, and becoming nothing but a thin bundle of press releases stapled together instead of a magazine full of humor, insight, and writers with the balls to call into questions the actions of an entire industry and the industries its attached to.Marron's Hijacked Typing Space
Don't forget to check out this week's edition of Ask CreepKnight A Fucking Question:
0 thoughts on “Red Tape and Capes 3”
Grymm
Some technical difficulties have arisen folks. The above Ramblings should not be and there should be the new video up there for you all to see. We’re blaming the Ravenous Imp Mold. In the meantime, here’s hoping this works. I’m going to embed the first ever episode of “CreepKnight Answers Your Fucking Questions” right here:
Mirth
Tehehehe! Very Yay CK!
Akonite
Yay for people creepier than me setting the bar for the next round of questions. Also, Hats! I love hats… the only thing more awesome than hats are masks.
So, Grymm, are you going to submit to a Q&A session like CK did?
Grymm
Nope. This is CK’s gig. Also… I have no camera presence. It would make for very boring videos that involve me staring at the camera and being sarcastic and seeming spiteful.
Akonite
Sooo you’re saying it’d be so much fun (for us) you’re going to deny us the pleasure of interrogating you?
Grymm
Hey, if you guys want to interrogate me I’m all for it. . If you want it in a public forum, you can fire them at my formspring account ( http://www.formspring.me/DasGrymm ). But unless someone wants to buy me a webcam and mic of my very own… count me out of solo video production. Plus, videos take a LOOOOOONG time to create. That time that could be used for me to draw an entire new Walrus!
Marron
I totally put this into the main post for you. It’s how I roll.
Grymm
Oh it was totally noticed and much appreciated!
Grymm
Bah, even the smallest selection for an embedded vid is a bit too wide for the comments here. Just hit up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsI8FZFfvIk for the full video in all its glory guys.
Rose
One must ask oneself this….Grymm…where /did/ you pull that fat wad of cash from?
And beartrap is so cute~ I want to take him home and pet him and put him to good use.
Grymm
That would b the aforementioned recruitment bonus!
khavren
Hoops don’t count unless they are spinning or on fire
Grymm
Exactly!
Muleface
Aww I can’t believe I missed out on Ask CreepKnight A Fucking Question.
Well I suppose that’s what I get for going away for a month…
Grymm
That’s why you go ahead and send your question now and make sure you’re first in line for the next episode!
Also, good t’see ya back!
Ticker
When’s the next episode of Ask CreepKnight a Fucking Question?
Grymm
Well that all depends on all of you!! It depends on all of you wonderful, fine and lovely people actually emailing your questions to him at creepknight@voodoowalrus.com
Right now the plan is every time CreepKnight gets at least six (6) questions, he’ll make a brand new video for them!
Just remember to put “CreepKnight Answers” in the subject header.
Dolly
Scientologists ARE supervillans!
Grymm
Its true. The try to tell you that you have something inside of you making you unhappy, then try to steal it out of your for a price. That sound like a supervillin plot to me. FUCK YOU scientology! I want all my thetons! They give me the super power of belligerence!
Oh my god… spellchecker prompts you to give a capitalize “S” to scientology. That’s… that’s disconcerting…
Sunshine The Destroyer
Actually they’re more like creepy brainwashed cultists with no capacity or will to think for themselves. They attempt to push they’re beliefs on you mocking you if you dont believe what they do and throwing lawsuits at anyone who dares utter a slur against them. They stalk the streets and strip-malls waiting for poor unwitting souls that they can assimilate into their weird culture and brain washing small children!
…not to mention they make Thanksgiving rather awkward with their creepy soulless eyes staring at you while demanding to know why you haven’t joined up. I find flinging handfuls of mashed potatoes in their faces and screaming ‘my thetons are my friends! They bake me cookies and pies while I sleep!” usually shuts them up pretty fast.
Grymm
Soooo…. scientologists can’t really be compared to Doctor Doom or Darkseid, but they can be compared to the Borg!
Set phasers to “fuck you L. Ron Hubbard!”
Dolly
Also, slightly bummed you didn’t choose the caucasian canine as your pet!
Marchosias
So – Hats!
Grymm
You got it! Now go get yerself a nice porkpie!
Marchosias
Since I got a full minute of airtime – leather Stetson.
And thank you, CreepKnight.
Grymm
Excellent. If you had simply settled for something like a baseball “cap”. Horrible things would transpire.
Mercenary Clown
i don’t have a leather one, but i have a good ‘ol fashion cavalry stetson made of beaver felt…tis very comforting when im having a bad day,,,or drinking from
Ticker
I have a Fedora. When I wear it, I am the classiest man on earth.
Marchosias
@Grymm – I once killed a man with his own baseball cap, just because he wore it.
@MC – Somehow, seeing you wearing a dead animal just makes sense.
@ I approve. The world needs class.
Grymm
@Ticker The fedora is a damn fine hat indeed!
Typeminer
Oh, yes. Would not be without one. The Stetson Stratoliners were my favorites.
Toppers also have much class, of course. Pleasure to see good folks appreciating classic haberdashery and fine visual arts.
Grymm
Ah, its nice to see someone using the word haberdashery. Its such a lovely word and yet it gets used so very rarely.
Lance
I love fedoras, I’ve been wearing them since I was 10 :3 Also have a cat hat, which I bought while I was doped out on a really good painkiller on the interwebs.
Rose
Finally! Someone else with a fine love for the beauty of the fedora~! I have 9 different ones with many plans to collect more that I might take over the world in style.
Mercenary Clown
@marchosias-yeah, somehow i would, wouldnt i….
but my setson has a long and deep rooted tradition, and means very much to me….someone once offered me $700 for it….my response was not very classy, nor was it nice or appropriate for normal and even most immoral people….but yeah…Mirth knows the meaning behind it…i earned my Stetson…15 months worth of work
Akonite
I have a mini top hat… it matches my mask. I plan to make mini hats to go with most of my masks.
Bowler
You talk of hats.
That’s my intro… well met readers
Ticker
Well met Bowler. And may I say I love your work. Sex bob-omb and when you made Mac’s hat cease to exist are my favorites. And may I also say that you looked hot in that indian getup.
Grymm
Yes folks. This is in fact the real Bowler. Consider yourselves all blessed. You’ve now been graced with all six real life counterparts to the core cast of the comic.
Ticker
This calls for a celebration. *I leave and come back with a half ton of M&Ms.* But seriously, this is awesome. I love this comic and now I’ve conversed, or at least read previous comments, of all 6 core characters.
Rook
Well lookee what we got here. Yer late to the party princess.
Mercenary Clown
well, late is better then never…like a well placed .50 CAL round from an M2….works very well, regardless if its late or not
Rose
As do Grenades. I do love someone finding a latent grenade or land mine. *snickers* But hoo-rah~! We have a Bowler! All Hail the true mistress of fashion and hats! Sorry boys but you ain’t got nothing on the lady~!
Sandra
ay! Bowler in da HOUSE! I soooo wanna meet u guys! When will you visit a con in Northern Wisconsin?
Grymm
Oh god, that’s a great question. As soon as we actually make some extra cash off of merch sales/prints/donations to be able to afford the traveling and accommodations and food and the dozens of other little expenses.
We desperately want to hit cons outside of Virginia but its all logistics and cash flow hampering that right now.
Marchosias
Do tell us if central Texas winds up on your itinerary.
Vodka can be chilled for such an occasion.
Ticker
Visit Florida. I will sell my firstborn son to the devil to get you the money. not really, I’m flat broke, but still. Melbourne, Florida. Visit.
Marchosias
Freulein. *bows*
Rose
Yes, Central Texas eagerly awaits. I can bust out my best corset and some of the Ale.
Mercenary Clown
@marchhosias
how bout everclear if you ever come to va?
Marchosias
Everclear and a box of knives. We’ll paint the town hemoglobin-red.
Mercenary Clown
im game…though, you use knives…ill run with a hatchet and my saber
Ticker
I’m a personal fan of the scimitar and other curved blades. But I also enjoy spears.
Mercenary Clown
you know what…new strategy…..
just a saber….my left hand is out of commission for a bit
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