Grymm Ramblings
Hey, check THIS out! You know Marchosias right? Tends to offer up heaping helping of nutritive comments on just about every comic update? Well a while back he paid me in enough Wakrus pimping and sacrificial hobo murder to get himself his very own custom avatar commission!
Marchosias Avatar by ~GrymmGrymmowski on deviantART Neat right? What's that you saaaaaay? YOU want to commission Grymm to create a Voodoo Walrusy styled version of yourself of a character of your creation? That's completely doable sir and/or madam. But alas, I have all the sacrifices I'll ever need. So I'm only accepting currency from this point on. Simply contact me at grymm@voodoowalrus.com and let me know if you want some custom art! Avatars like this are only $15 a pop! That's all for now folks! It gets weirder next week! So make sure you come back
12 thoughts on “The Greasy Spoon 5: Reunion”
WeAllLoveRatHat
well hes made in china, that explain why he breaked so easily
Khavren
I want to see that avatar in action
Muleface
Marchosias now has a slick avatar to go with his equally slick and perfectly strange yet enlightening comments :)
Muleface
I second Khavren’s comment. Where are you Marchosias? You’re normally here before us…
Marchosias
Thanks for that Muleface.
Sorry I’m late, hobo murder and all that…
This, gentlemen, comrades and victims is art. Not the theoretical, art major schlok, but a photogenic likeness, enthroned in shadowy awesome. It was a pleasure. I cannot say enough to praise the quality, timeliness, or responsiveness of Grymm’s craft. He is better than can be advertised.
And yes, that does look like me, and assuming this ‘gravater’ link works, my spiffy image will appear wherever I lurk. Also, Khavren, upon reviewing deviantArt’s licensing agreement, a character likeness will be shown in a short story or two.
If you are thinking of having a commission of any kind made, wonder no more.
Grymm
WeAllLoveRatHat: That is not true! Grymm is a joint effort of love between Poland and Scotland. The Polish jokes may now begin!
Grymm
Marchosias: Okay, if I’M ritualistically killing hobos and YOU’RE murdering hobos, then why doesn’t the population seem to be dwindling at all? I’m practically tripping over them all the time!
Grymm
Also, thanks for the kind words of glorious promotion Marchosias. Also, also to everyone and anyone… I really dig reading all the comments here. Its also fun seeing this bizarre little community evolve. Like some kind of petri dish shake and bake monstrosity from a bad B-grade horror movie from the ’50’s.
Muleface
I also love both Poland and Scotland. Scotland because if you live here and are not patriotic then you’re not a Scot and Poland because of the many strange things that happened while I stayed in Krakow for a while… One can never forget a bald man playing a trumpet out of a church tower while a drunk Scot dressed entirely in pink (not me, honest) break-danced til 4am. Some moments just cannot be expressed adequately in words.
Mirth
For the record, have never actually killed someone by hugging them…yet.
I certainly have never killed Grymm, he makes too many pretty and awesome things.
Grymm
Its true. We didn’t so much as stretch the truth as break it this time. In real life, I thrive on “squishy girl love”. Also, in real life CreepKnight would never wear a possum as a hat. A live fox maybe. But never a possum.
KingofCorrect
love for Mirth to give me squishy girl love. Sure her hugs are like ones from an ant bear, but that’s a risk i would take.