Busy busy busy. So very busy. But at least the time between comics was shorter this go around. Right?
Work's coming along on new merch designs. We hope to be able to roll those out to you soonish.
Going to see if we can't get another comic out to you gorgeous folks this time next week. Here's hoping.
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… okay… I live alone in a house. I sleep with my computer next to my bed, I KNOW i turned it off. I wake up from a nap to find the laptop not only on but this update on it… Sir Creepknight, Lord Gyrmm…. Did you send slenderman into my house? Because I really don’t want to stab him in the face with needlenose pliers again. It puts a strain on my relationship with his sister.
Try as we might, we still haven’t managed to get Slenderman on the pay roll. Something about a “conflict of interests”. I dunno. We use giant fuzzy meat eating landworms instead. So uh… if you’re also missing a guinea pig or something, we apologize. The worms lack manners and get hungry during errands.
While I can confirm that 1) Slenderman is NOT on the VOODOO WALRUS company payroll, 2) if any party that is part of VOODOO WALRUS is responsible for logging onto your laptop and directing the browser to this site it is, in all likelihood, one of our patented giant, fuzzy, meat-eating sandworms, my legal counsel has stated that I can neither confirm nor deny that SLENDERMAN has been on my private payroll for the last three years working as a model on one of my many underground, password protected, horror and urban legend fetish sites that make up a small portion of my private media empire, and that his role on that site accounts for the so-called “conflict of interest” my partner mentioned previously.
That is all. No more questions.
Akonite
*stares at the screen for hours* ooooohhh!
*clicks away from page and forgets what I saw with only vague feelings of unease and arousal remaining*
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Akonite
That octopus has a mustache…that’s so awesome
Yay! Welcome back!
Grymm
That’s an Achmed Brand Octopus. An Achtopus if you will…
Vas
Asparagus piss smells the worst!
CreepKnight
How does something so delicious produce something that, if it were weaponized, could destroy whole armies with its noxious, foul odor.
Raron
… okay… I live alone in a house. I sleep with my computer next to my bed, I KNOW i turned it off. I wake up from a nap to find the laptop not only on but this update on it… Sir Creepknight, Lord Gyrmm…. Did you send slenderman into my house? Because I really don’t want to stab him in the face with needlenose pliers again. It puts a strain on my relationship with his sister.
Grymm
Try as we might, we still haven’t managed to get Slenderman on the pay roll. Something about a “conflict of interests”. I dunno. We use giant fuzzy meat eating landworms instead. So uh… if you’re also missing a guinea pig or something, we apologize. The worms lack manners and get hungry during errands.
Raron
… Okay good then… I never liked my neighbor’s pets anyways. And this way no awkward moments on datenight.
CreepKnight
While I can confirm that 1) Slenderman is NOT on the VOODOO WALRUS company payroll, 2) if any party that is part of VOODOO WALRUS is responsible for logging onto your laptop and directing the browser to this site it is, in all likelihood, one of our patented giant, fuzzy, meat-eating sandworms, my legal counsel has stated that I can neither confirm nor deny that SLENDERMAN has been on my private payroll for the last three years working as a model on one of my many underground, password protected, horror and urban legend fetish sites that make up a small portion of my private media empire, and that his role on that site accounts for the so-called “conflict of interest” my partner mentioned previously.
That is all. No more questions.
Akonite
*stares at the screen for hours* ooooohhh!
*clicks away from page and forgets what I saw with only vague feelings of unease and arousal remaining*
Marchosias
But mostly just arousal.
CreepKnight
I have that effect on people.
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