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After Wrath 17: Wh-what? What?

Walrus Ramblings

In case you missed it last week, we just wanted to point everyone in the direction of the new Voodoo Walrus Wiki page that a diligent Walrus Embracer was started up for us all. They've also said that the VW readership more than welcome to swing by to add, correct, and contribute to the project, but most of all, have fun!

The Voodoo Walrus Wiki can be found here.

First Two Voodoo Walrus Originals Still For Sale!

So I was talking to Mirth the other day, and I mentioned how the original comic art we've been putting up has sold. She mentioned that we really shouldn't neglect offering up some "classic Walrus" as well. So I decided to dig through the art dungeon archives and found that despite all reason, the lineworks from the very first original black and white comics still exist have held up surprisingly well! So let's offer up some pieces of history! Details.... GO: The originals in question are: The Regenesising 1: In Which a Valuable Lesson is Learned, With Unfortunate Consequences , Not in New Mexico: And The Regenesising 2: In Which the Connection Between Money and Evil is Made All to Abundantly Clear (Technically, the very first appearance of Mr. Cyradwee!) Available for you hungry art collectors! These come from way back in the before time, so they're a bit different. Both pages are are all drawn and shadwed in acrylic ink on 8.5" x 11" paper which has since been affixed to a heavier illustration board in a matte like style to better keep them nice and neat and maintained. The price for each piece is $30 USD. Or if you want to snag both of them for yourself, the combined price is just $50 USD. If you're interested, email Grymm at grymm@voodoowalrus.com to place your order. Paypal, check, or money order will be acceptable forms of payment and you can rest easy knowing that your money will not only get you one of a kind art, but said cash will also be going right back in to the awesomeness of Voodoo Walrus. The comic page(s) will be shipped out in sturdy, protective packaging and we'll have our best fight wizards lay down protective spells to help fight against rogue postal attack bears that might try bending your package! These are one of a kind so once they're gone, they're gone, baby, gone.  

0 thoughts on “After Wrath 17: Wh-what? What?

  1. Huzzah, the dark one has defeated the devourer of life and twinkies. Slaughter the fatted goat and place blood offerings to the great old ones! Freedom at last!

    1. And do a merry jig round the bonfire.

  2. That was repulsive, yet strangely touching.

    1. Yeah, we’re good at touching that easily repulsed spot deep inside people.

      1. You guys really are.

  3. I guess this means we’re never going to get an Angry Nun Action Squad sequel.

    I kid because I love.

    1. More disturbingly, this means we’ll never see Phil and Dave patch things up with one of the most influential people of their lives. Isn’t funny how influential and influenza are such similar words?

  4. That was beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye, it did. Now I have an all new reason to fear Alan Moore besides lawsuits, Allan Quatermain’s wrinkly ass, and beard lice.

  5. That… is a rather extreme drink. I kinda want one, and kinda don’t.

    1. It’s one of the only drinks with the selling points of “meaty chunks in every sip!” and “you’ll be able to smell, taste AND feel the ugly!”

      1. I think that second one is copyrighted for waking up face down in a Coyote Ugly establishment. Not that I’d know.

        1. All I know about Coyote Ugly is that it’s one of the handful of movies that put me to sleep (Ang Lee’s Hulk was another).

  6. I think the Walrus is stripping away crucial parts of my sanity I need for survival the thing about this page that made me most repulsed was the mention of licking feet.

    1. That brings the cringe count up to a confirmed two!

      1. I imagine the two of you sitting around placing bets on fan reactions.

  7. Props to you, Alan, you tequila hating pillock. You are truly a vanquisher of greasy, slimey, squicky, grotesque, and horrible things (takes one to know one, I suppose). I knew there was a reason you and I were both allowed to exist on the same plane. We apparently have a wonderfully symbiotic working relationship in times of need.

    Mmmm… tequila.

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