Grymm Ramblings
"CreepKnight? Grymm? Chipotle can't be weaponized. It doesn't work like that. This is dumb."
Your face is dumb. We're stripping you of your old name and renaming you Doris. After my seventeenth failed experiment in attempting to create a half-man, half porpoise. Oddly enough its name was Neil. Not Doris. See? That's how much you've failed. Failure.
In retrospect, I missed the perfect opportunity to have Grymm attempt to pull out his The Grymm T-Square alter ego that's only been vaguely hinted at in the old black and white strips and the FBI Files.Though that would have required at least an additional two panels of his pulling out and putting on the mask. Maybe even shedding the admiral's coat to reveal the trenchcoat underneath.
There's at least a couple more week's of Captain Thud to go. Its just gonna get stranger from here. In the meantime, I'm once again interested in the thoughts of you, our fine readers. This time I want to know who your favorite characters are. Who do you want to see more of? Feel free to comment below or tweet at me. Of if you'd like just email us at voodoowalrus@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you.
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5 thoughts on “The Revenge of Captain Thud 7: Countdown to Madness”
Muleface
I think I’d like to see more of Gramma Eyepatch in all her slimy and glutinous glory and definitely more of Grant and his mustached diddleybojangle 🙂
Marchosias
On the cast front, I’d like to see a Lovecraftian allusion to how Mirth arrived/was created in Hobo Jesus. Also, have you patented the Chipotle-Vacuum weapon, or is that free range? I just need to add powderized titanium and blast my way into forensic history.
Grymm
Might be a while before you get any more Grant, Muleface. His last appearance even weirded me out a little. But Gramma Eyepatch is gonna pop back up sooner or later beyond just a quick cameo appearance even!
Grymm
The Chipotle-Vacuum-Blastotron 960 is open to anyone insane enough to attempt to cobble one together. Just remind the squealing masses where you got the idea from as they’re flailing and screaming in discomfort!
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Khavren
More bowler and mirth. I haven’t forgotten that promised shower scene!
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