Eye’s Wide Open 36: Slurpin’ That Syrup, Cashin’ Them Checks

Grymm Ramblings

Hey, everyone. Everybody having a fun quarantine? Got enough toilet paper? Mixing up your own hand sanitizer yet? Remember, if it burns that means it's working. If you're interested, this page actually had a couple alternate punchlines we were deciding between. You can check them out here on the Patreon. Speaking of which, currently on said Patreon you can check out the finished version of the next page along with other goodies!

5 thoughts on “Eye’s Wide Open 36: Slurpin’ That Syrup, Cashin’ Them Checks

  1. Glad to hear you guys at Walrus HQ are surviving.

    1. So far, so good! We have brownies and an ever present sense of impending doom to keep us entertained.

  2. Huh, that’s honestly not that many different flavors available. 13 factorial is 6.2 billion.

    1. T-Square just really likes to say the phrase “over six billion”. Which became something of a problem whenever a drive thru would ask what size chickem nuggets he wanted.

  3. My roommate tried mixing his own hand sanitizer. The day he went out for ingredients, all of the liquor stores were out of alcohol of the type and quality needed, and every market in a 30 mile radius was out of aloe. Which was apparently all bought by some old woman according to the description given by store employees. He eventually managed to score two shots worth of moonshine of the proof that he needed, and I had to call up my sister for some aloe since she grows some in her yard. Had to promise her half the batch. I’m currently debating on whether or not I should inform him of the small bottles of actual hand sanitizer I keep in my room.

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