CHOOSE YOUR STARTING POINT

CHAPTERS

Dinner and a Show and a Bribe 3: The Ever Terrible Boredom
Posted on January 31, 2012 by voodoowalrus

0 thoughts on “Dinner and a Show and a Bribe 3: The Ever Terrible Boredom”

  1. Ticker

    I must ask Creepknight, how did you manage to score a girl as hot as Ona? Besides being smooth as hell.

    1. CreepKnight

      I don’t know; I’ll ask her:

      Apparently, I’ve got “moves like Jagger.”

      She thinks she’s funny, but she’s not.

      1. Grymm

        I, for one, find her perpetually amusing.

        1. Will B.

          So perpetually amusing definitively scores points. Of course creative use of boa always a plus. Hmmm, now have to get a boa for the pet.

        2. Akonite

          You’re thinking snake? I was thinking feather boa….much more common in burlesque.

        3. Will B.

          Was thinking feather boa. For my pet. Think about it.

        4. Mirth

          Feathered is more common, but a good snake routine can be amazing. trouble is, snakes do not like to learn choreography.

        5. Will B.

          That just brings up sooo many wrong imagines. No wonder I like you.

        6. BrickJAK BouncerPants

          Dammit! Going to have that scene from STRIPTEASE stuck in my head now. Curse youl Mirth!

          And by curse, I mean lick.

      2. Ticker

        I’ve got another question. Who the hell is ‘Jagger’?

        1. Mirth

          Sir Michael Philip “Mick” Jagger, lead singer of The Rolling Stones.

        2. Ticker

          Ah. Thanks Mirth.

        3. Ona

          I don’t know what I’m more offended by. A question that makes it seem like I’m out of CK’s league and the confusion of how he could ever possibly “score” me or the not knowing who Mick Jagger is!To borrow a phrase, “I AM DISAPPOINT.”

        4. Akonite

          Seriously. What measuring stick are these people using to decide who is in someones “league”?

        5. BrickJAK BouncerPants

          I gave up giving the whole stupid “league” thing any credence in high school.

          I’d have gone crazy trying to figure out what the girls saw in me if I still thought there were such things as leagues.

        6. BrickJAK BouncerPants

          Also … gods bless the ladies who are into fat men. 🙂

          (- My appearances in The Devils Panties and other comics make me out to be a LOT skinnier than I truly am. -)

      3. Ona

        You know you love it!!! <<<<<<3

        1. Ona

          Bugger. That comment was a reply for you CK. The comment nesting on the site’s weird!

  2. Akonite

    …I’m noticing parallels to my life here.

    1. Will B.

      Hey if it not in pictures it not happened. So we can only take your claim for parallels here.

      On a tangent thought. Parallel bars can be soooooo much FUN! hmmmm another thing to test out on the pet.

      1. Akonite

        …Who said there aren’t pictures?

  3. samanthajay7

    oooo being kinky at the the governer’s ball. classic!

  4. Khaos

    Okay, gotta ask… Does anyone else think her name just sounds wrong? On a? Really?

    -Khaos

    1. Ona

      Hm. Let’s see. Nope. Not at all. Ona Fortune sounds perfectly fine to me! You might just be pronouncing it wrong. There’s many variations possible. Like ” On-Aye” or “On-Ah” or “Oh-nay”.
      That said, if you’re reading it as “On-aye”, you’re doing it wrong sweets.

      1. Will B.

        What ever you do CK, DON’T SCREW THIS ONE UP!! She’s perfect.

        1. Typeminer

          More perfect than Marron? Not hardly.
          And Bowler hasn’t killed him yet. Rare perfection right there.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

*

*