Grymm Ramblings
Hi. The tiny, tuxedo'd minion assistant that I don't have swears to me that today (as of writing this) is Monday. However, I don't considered it a new day until dawn. So I still consider it Sunday. At the same time, I'm not use to putting a comic into the uploader before the night before an update so part of me swears that its Tuesday. But that doesn't make any sense because if it was 3am on a Tuesday night we would technically be posting late even though 3am on Tuesday for me would be 3am Monday for others.
Wait.
Nevermind.
Hi. I just want to thank everyone who participated in the "Tell us what music you associate with Voodoo Walrus" this past Friday. It was fascinating and informative and shall be put too glorious use. We'll let you know once we've come to a conclusion on which songs are the best fits for what. That'll probably pop up post-Christmas/pre-New Year.
Bowler's little "I"m fine. WHY are you calling?" is actually something akin to my real life phone manners to anyone who isn't part of my tiny little inner circle of best friends. It ties with "What could you possibly want?' and "Aw, fuck. How many bodies and do I have to bring my own shovel and hacksaw?" Also, Bowler's ringtone is "Fuck you" by Ceelo Green. I was unaware of this song until Vill mentioned it in his track listing last Friday. Its a terribly addictive song. Reminds me of the Motown oldies. But you know, with more use of the word fuck. But in a respectable way.
I was about to say there's only one more year ender comic to go, but that's my brain being confuse because technically the second to last one is done and I only have one more left to draw. So two more left as far as you fine people go.I feel the need to warn you. As you may have noticed from these past couple of updates... Things are getting.... well weirder isn't the right word... But they're changing. But I think I'll get into that on the post after next. I've got this write-up in my brain that I want to almost end the year with. Stick around. Cause we certainly aren't going anywhere.
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CreepKnight
I would also like to point out that Grymm stealing Mirth’s pasta is ripped from real life.
Except that it’s imaginary.
But that doesn’t muddle the reality, does it?
Rosey
Not at all Creepknight. The reality of something is based on whether it is universally believed in…
so if one believes that the imaginary pasta is real, much like Mirth’s amazing 4D dimension she’s got going there, than its as real as me boiling up a heaping strainer full of pasta and slathering it with delicious sauce.
CreepKnight
You know how to make a man hungry. 3:15 in the morning and I’m considering moseying on into the kitchen and boiling me up some pasta. And making sauce.
From scratch.
Rosey
Ooooo~ I’ve done that~ its quite fun…and tasty. Though I prefer my scratch made Chicken and Dumplings when it comes to a craving food.
Mirth
Usually Grymm is the one giving me pasta…Damnit, now I want pasta.
Grymm
Dammit… Now I want pasta. Damn it why did I have to draw a plate of chicken parm in the page that I’m going to be seeing for the next few days.
Mirth
Why did you draw the Chicken Parm? You know what happens, just like when you tweet about it, you just end up making everyone hungry.
Grymm
The chicken parm NEEDED to be drawn! It was the only way! THE ONLY WAY!
khavren
Actually, when I first read this I thought he was sneaking pasta in, as opposed to sneaking it out
Rosey
I would like to also point out….where in the world is the schnazzily dressed Mr. Kaboodles?
Grymm
BEHIND THE SCENES CREATOR COMMENTARY ACTIVATE::: Actually, in the original draft of this Professor Kaboodles was going to be seen also. But alas, I opted to cut the scene for space and timing issues.
Mercenary Clown
ahhh…i could kill for some pasta right now…no, i mean literally kill….anyone need a job done?
illyria
i think napoleon beat you to the killing. unless he stole the pasta that grymm stole from mirth, which means that technicly napoleon stole mirth’s pasta!!
Vensik
grymm’s on my couch, he can’t respond right now.
Grymm
Its been about 5 hours and I’m finally no longer on Vensik’s couch. I awoke bewildered with a tiny thing that was either a dog of a sentient puff ball staring at me like it was better than me and Vensik giggling. I have no idea how I got there or why.
You all envy me I’m sure.
Vensik
CreepKnight’s taking a shower. So why did he take my bottle of scotch?
Grymm
Reading this comment reminded me that I have Christmas gifted Bailey’s irish cream in the next room.
Vensik
Crown Royal Black out of the freezer, “like frostbite on your lungs… that’s on fire”
Marchosias
Pasta? …the hell?
Mercenary Clown – The man with the inflatable plastic Santa. You know the one. Turn out his lights.
Vensik – Never ask. Seriously. You don’t want to know.
It’s turning out to be a nice day. Curator’s Ninja/Cthulhu hybrid is around, enjoying the ruffles of its French maid outfits, feather dusters wrapped in its face-tentacles, and stalks, stealthily and cravenly – dusting.
And Grymm, while the maid outfit ideas were funny as hell, they are assassins, and its caroler season. They’ll be busy.
Rosey
Ah~ and our wonderful March comes out again. I really wish I had your Hybrid, my ratties tend to be messy eaters.
Marchosias
*stage bow*
I’ll be stuffing it in a crate and mailing it to you shortly. While it is cleanly, hilarious and maddening to gaze upon, it’s too damn sneaky. I’m used to being the stealthy one in my abode, and that right has been taken from me by something with tentacles and shuriken. It’s vanished, and left the maid costume behind.
Now, how do I find a naked Cthulhoid assassin? Suggestions welcome.
Rosey
Tempt it out with an idiot who is easily persuaded with a small trinket.
Marchosias
Good idea.
(several minutes and one fool’s life pass)
It’s in the box. Suggest you find some clothes for it. Wrangling muderous, naked Cthulhu-hybrid is about half as fun as it sounds. Feed it sushi and mortals, you’ll be fine.
By the way, has anyone caught the strains of ‘Bad Romance’ during their day, and, for example, suddenly feared illogical pirates bursting through the walls of their favorite Thai place? Anyone?
Curator
Actually, Most of them have already made their way back to me march, with knowledge of most of your secrets:D MuWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… I cant BELIEVE you allowed Ninja/Cthulu hybrids into your home…My forces have already taken 13 of your bases and are moving on the other 95 we already learned of, I recovered most of my diamonds, and Oh, I hope you enjoy the present I left under your bed, Youl probably survive, but its one of those things you just cant un-see… and me, im all about the psychological damage 😀
Marchosias
Oh, Curator…buddy. Those weren’t my bases. They were Rosey’s.
Good look with her reprisals. I knew your timely surrender was to good to be true.
Oh, and Fifi – she told me all about the tentacle play. You lucky/sick bastard.
*Checks under bed*
Yeah, that’s pretty bad. Like when two Surrealis Grimoire sketches mate.
Is that Jerry Lewis under there? Not bad, Curator, not bad.
Rosey
*sitting on one of the bound Hybrids now dressed in my battle corset, thigh high stilletto boots and velvet pants* My revenge shall be swift and far reaching. *Others cowering behind me after X-Rated threats*
Curator
Id like to point out Rosey, that if this is true, March went out of his way to make your bases look like his own, he set you up, even planting MY diamonds in your bases (that are each laser etched with their own ID #’s ) Seems like he is trying to get the two of us to take each other out, so he can pick off whoever is left:) Just sayin ^_^
Its also touching March that you appreciate my ability to twist something that has already been horrifically twisted into something disgustingly beautiful.
Rosey
Oh trust me I have something planned for dear March, point of fact is you were still the one to invade~ *sweet smile* So you get something extra special~
Marchosias
Ah, war is in the air… God I love that.
Curator: Those weren’t diamonds. Irradiated moissanite. Essentially worthless. Have fun with that skin cancer.
The actual diamonds are being delivered to Rose as an apology, and a little bit of a payoff.
You’ll also notice the radio silence from your attack forces – let’s just say Rosco’s stuffed. So, congrats. Your standing army is crippled, you have radiation burns (diamond piercings are not supposed to go in your pants), and Rose has you in here sights.
(Sorry for the heat Rosey, but he did steal the info from me. I hope 2 metric tons of uncut diamonds makes up for some of it)
Mercenary Clown
ahhh…a lovely war….
and here is a mercenary without a buyer yet….
i am up for any job, any where…and the more you pay me, the longer i work for you…
i alone can turn around any war….
hell, i survived the nuclear holocaust… or was that the regular holocaust….i cant remember…either way…it is impressive
Curator
Touch’e march, you Have outwitted me again…or HAVE you! Rosey, as a show of good faith, whatever you do, dont open those boxes of “Diamonds” haha, and march… speaking of standing forces, you may want to check on yours… the parasites my men spread while they where there have finally matured, and are bursting forth from your minions chests as we speak… their spore spreading through the air, I hope you have a good quality bio suit available? oh wait! you DO! behind that panel in your closet? yeah, that one, in the panic room… yeah, I took a dump in it, enjoy:D oh, and to rosco, currently reading over your shoulder as i instructed him to always do “Activate Project Aardvark.” Its not that easy to turn one of my minions, mental manipulation an control is my specialty of course 🙂
Clown, project “Rubber baby buggy bumpers” is a go…Dont worry march, this mission is in no way related to you, although you may notice the repercussions if our friend here is successful… and Clown, IF you pull off all the mission objectives, feel free to keep that medallion I lent you as a bonus, im sure its abilities will prove useful in any other jobs… just keep in mind, I am able to nullify its magic at any time.
Rosey, I enjoyed the gift, really I did, it was wonderful! im still working on a way to counteract the effects! Truly, that was a masterpiece!
Beauty, brains, and power…does it get any sexier? You even almost screwed up my activation of the parasites, as the pain made it hard to contact them and activate them… Picnic later? I know a beautiful place on the moon.
Grymm
I miss so much when I’m out doing last minute shopping, punting small children at larger, snurlier children, and inexplicably waking up on Vensik’s couch. It doesn’t make any sense. I’m use to waking up to him crawling through my window to use my tablet to offensive things onto my desktop background and laughing gleefully, but never to find myself transplanted from my own den of horrors.
Vensik
Hehehe… waking up with a new screensaver on your computer and the window slightly ajar… priceless.
Mirth
Oh! I finally figured out who Vensik is! You know Grymm still jumps a bit when you scratch on the studio window? I thank you for that.
Grymm
Don’t tell him that!
Mirth
Too late!
Vensik
He’s such a cute sleeper.
Mirth
Isn’t he?
Mercenary Clown
@Marchosias- the deed is already done. now when should i expect my pasta?
and thats what startles grymm?
i shall have to do that…
on the note of alchohol, there is some everclear that has my name on it….literally…apparently you dont mark your booze in this house and someone will drink it…and mirth knows exactly who im talking about…lol, me loves you mirth
Grymm
Nope. Only a handful of people get the diplomatic immunity needed to stalk outside my studio window all hours of the day. Everyone else is fair game for the Fronkobo.
Mercenary Clown
ahh, but thats the point…a proper stalker is never truely known…all you’ll get is this weird and creepy sensation, your hair on the back of your head…and some other areas, stand on end…..but when you turn to see who it is, there is nobody there….and you return to whatever you where doing….just to have that feeling return over and over and over again
Grymm
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Keep tellin’ yerself that.
Mirth
Watch it M.C.! Grymm has a studio full of sharp things, and he never has to use them because he has the Fronkobo.
Marron
I love that song. I listen to it every day on the way to work.
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