*NEW Cthulhu Top Hat Pasties*

Voodoo Walrus now offers the classic Cthulhu Top hat design… as pasties! Just like Ona Fortune wears in THIS particular comic!

Ladies and select gentlemen of a discerning taste! Now you can add the most thoroughly unexplained mark of Voodoo Walrus in with your art of the tease! Contact our very own Mirth at Mirth@voodoowalrus.com and let her know you’re interested in a pair of pasties of your very own! Only $15! Lovingly hand crafted!

VOODOO WALRUS TEES/HOODIES

Now its easier than ever to adorn your meat-body with non-nonsensical awesomeness! By the magic of RedBubble we can offer not only t-shirts but hoodies and stickers of our designs now as well!

(NOTE: The Voodoo Walrus Guerrilla Advertisement Street Crew has discovered that wearing the Voodoo Walrus head t-shirt, throwing one’s arms wide, and proclaiming “Embrace the Walrus” results in a high yield “Hug Gain”. Try it yourself!)

CLICK HERE TO BE WHISKED AWAY TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE YOU MAY BUY SWEET, SUCCULENT VOODOO WALRUS SWAG TO HIDE YOUR PRIDE/SHAME!

*We used to have some awesome code here so you could preview the designs and then click through the order forms but the code got lazy and broke. So please excuse our dust while we wait until we have more time to make things fancy again.