This comment recently appeared in response to me uploading the latest Voodoo Walrus page to one of my gallery sites:

(Don’t try clicking the links or sending this weirdo any emails. We don’t know where they’ve been. They could give you the gonnorrsyphilherpeAIDS)

Hello
My name is Miss favour am 24yr old . I saw your profile today At (www.foxhilitesdfw.com) and it really attract me a lot i believe that you are the man i have been looking for to share my love; How is your health? i hope all is well with you. I believe that we can move from here ; but remember that distance;age and color dose not matter what matters is the true love and understanding; in my next e-mail i shall include my picture; i been waiting for your reply mail me with this mail address (favourdesmond_10@yahoo.com) for further introduction.
Bye hoping to hear from you soon.

p Ls contact me with this mail (favourdesmond_10@yahoo.com)

The following was my response:

Yes, yes hello. I’m a 2′ 4″ Mexican/Welsh/Japanese/Pacific Islander medical dwarf with a mutant strain of tuberculosis MK. 3-02. I have an immaculately groomed neckbeard and I recently attained my goal weight of 400 lbs! I enjoy long walks along the beach, having my toe fungus scraped, and seeing how many small children can fit in a sack of gene-weevils. Tell me, are you currently involved or interested in being a dwarf’s gimp slave? I could really use a new table. My old one died from starvation and bloodloss.
Please reply to Grymmbloodywellhatesspammerscommentingonhisart@godrinkbleach.com.

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