Grymm Ramblings
Long time readers of the Walrus know that October is always a rough time for updates. We spend a little over half the month deep in the woods, adorned in odd vestments, wearing the faces of others, and lying to hundreds of people so as to send them into pure horror. We drink their screams with our earholes while caffeine replaces our blood. It's a good time. But October is finally over and updates can start again. This page and the pages to follow are a part of the story that's been a long time in the making and we're very excited that it's all finally congealing into existence. We hope you enjoy it as much as we've enjoyed hammering it out of our collective psyches. We love you all.
9 thoughts on “Kill Your Heroes 52: Shmeerm to the Rescue”
Akonite
Hail Walrus! Wow, I feel compassion for Shmeerm.
Typeminer
Character development! The recombinant DNA treatments must be working! Woohoo!
Ave Odobenus! :D
Niko Sjogren
Praise be! The elder gods have blessed us!
Also Shmeerm is human! Who would’ve thought?
And also great props for the insult “Hemmeroidal Shit Weasel”. Had me giggling like a child.
Raron
Turns out if you treat people like living murder dildos they might want more from a relationship. WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?!
Raron
Also I want a shirt that says “Voodoo Walrus, Out” in a very very angry font. Imagine a font as angry as you can think of… and make it angrier… angrier then that…. what is this kindergarden? SHOW SOM~… WHOA WHOA… pull it back a little.. geez…………………..
Friggin lunatic.
Privateerblack
Shmeerm defected to Creepknight’s side? Daaamn…
That just just goes to show what giving a guy some human decency and respect can do. Grimm and CK may be assholes, but you can’t say they don’t give a shit when and where it counts.
The Irish Viking
What the Fucking what!?! That’s some straight out of left field shit guys.
Marchosias
That’s right, Shmeerm – make them understand. Even though you’re seven feet of murder muscle and sexual frustration, you have feelings, dammit. And you need respect.
spectac113
Out of personal curiosity, is “Voodoo Walrus: out!” more of a command or a dismissal in the same line as “Seacrest, out”?