Grymm Ramblings
And then they laid eggs in Rip's belly. Millions of eggs. Maybe. Possibly. Who cares? It's Rip. He's been having one massively long shit day since he was 9 years old. Hey folks! Do you like Bowler and Mirth and Marron and the rest of the core Walrus cast? Do you also enjoy them in fun costumes and wreaking havoc and mayhem? DO YOU LIKE EYEBALLS ON ROBOT STALKS? If the answer was a resounding "POSSIBLY IT DEPENDS ON SPECIFIC DETAILS", then you're going to want to check back here next week (or maybe the week after, you know our schedule's wonky this year) for the next section of the "Kill Your Heroes" storyarc! In the meantime, there's some new t-shirt designs getting ready to come down the blood caked pipes of the giant meat organ that we design t-shirt designs on. We just need to give it a few more good, healthy pokes and jabs and this should start dislodging. More on that as it develops.
17 thoughts on “Kill Your Heroes 28: All Hail The WormLord”
Vas
When flint suffers, I feel a perverse combination of joy and pity. Am I bad?
Akonite
I’m right there with you. I’d feel more pity if he could learn from his mistakes without threat of sex being denied.
Vas
Very true. Although, it’s almost impossible for me to hate such a silly creature. It’s like the bird that keeps crashing against my window, in spite of the eagle eye thing and the presence of humans. Yes, it’s kind of sad but the self-inflicted stupidity is so hilarious.
Akonite
I almost hope he survives til morning or that Cyradwee decides his pain/screams are just too much fun to kill him tonight.
Raron
I am sure… at one point of his life Rip had a good day…. I imagine that day seems far far away now.
On a side note I have decided to kill the octopusses of the world before they develop weaponry.. seems like a good thing to do.
Vas
Make sure you roll them in seasoned rice and nori after killing them. Tako rolls are a terrible thing to waste.
Marchosias
Alright gents bold and ladies fair –
Who is still here, and who has any clue about the status of our dear fellows?
menoth
Define here old chap. I stepped out for a minute to clone those lizard men you were looking for and when I stepped back in it was a year later. Have you been playing with the temporal teleporter again?
Marchosias
Define ‘playing’, comrade.
There was this science conference, an open bar, I met this girl – and then a week later the mansion is in a state of debauched decay, the generator went critical, and all the rum is gone. Terribly sorry.
Which reminds me: how does one extract a ladies’ undergarments from the event horizon of a meta-stable temporal vortex? It’s just sort of hanging there, lace gently wafting in the muon particle breeze.
JasonAW3
Try Quantum Entanglement! That way the Quantum Teleportation of her lacies will cause neither injury to the lady, nor damage to her undergarments.
Afterwhich, more, ehem, interpersonal entanglements should be relatively simple.
menoth
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Grymm
Just an update. For those reading here who don’t follow me or the Voodoo Walrus account on Facebook. Life went from bad to worse in the past couple of months. Proper news update forthcoming when next comic page goes live. Next page is currently in the pencil refinement stage.
Vas
Oh shit, sorry to hear that. I hope things get better.
Marchosias
Sorry to hear of your troubles, friend.
Sandra
why. you ask? cuz GOAT LEGS ARE MANLY!!!
JasonAW3
Yeah, goat legs are manly, but that ain’t why they do it.
They do it ’cause they FREAKING WELL CAN!!!
Grymm
Quick update: Art for the next page is done. Lettering in progress. We’re looking at brand new comic page being live on Friday. Stand by until then.